I’m lying in bed and she comes into my room with a plate and spoon. The plate has a round mold of hot pink play-doh. She says it’s for me to eat. Then she says, “I will be right here. I will be right here. (x5)” {heart melt}
Dad: Goodnight, Elaine. Give me a true love’s kiss (from Frozen).
Elaine: You have many moles.
Grandma (my mom): In the beginning God created the heavens and the URS (earth).
Elaine: No. Say ‘earth’.
Grandma: [laughs hysterically]
Elaine: EARRRRTHHHH.
