things my toddler says

I’m lying in bed and she comes into my room with a plate and spoon. The plate has a round mold of hot pink play-doh. She says it’s for me to eat. Then she says, “I will be right here. I will be right here. (x5)” {heart melt}


Dad: Goodnight, Elaine. Give me a true love’s kiss (from Frozen).

Elaine: You have many moles.


Grandma (my mom): In the beginning God created the heavens and the URS (earth).

Elaine: No. Say ‘earth’.

Grandma: [laughs hysterically]

Elaine: EARRRRTHHHH.

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